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Joke of the Day

"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... Then they call me ugly and poor."

"Why can a Cheetah not hide? Because it's always spotted."

"What do you do if you're attacked by a bunch of Carnies? Go for the Jugular (juggler)!"

"If you want to go running with me, you'd better be prepared to walk a lot."

"You must've been conceived at home... That's where most accidents happen."

"Did you hear about the guy who died of an epileptic fit? He had a very flashy ending"

"My wife passed away from an infected in-grown hair. I got a cyst and deceased letter."

"if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free"

"What did the boy monkey say to the girl monkey? You're a prime mate!"

"Friday night. Friday night- Cant get fucked- Women are sluts or too stuck up- Cant grab pussy- Cant get head - If it werent for lotion Id shoot myself dead"