45190

Joke of the Day

"Why did Jesus run off the airplane? He didn't like the Pilate"

"What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart? One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*"

"I witnessed an attempted murder earlier... Luckily only one crow showed up..."

"You've gotta hand it to short people.. Usually because they can't reach it"

"He died doing what he loved; shouting 'boo!' behind horses."

"I didn't hold open a door for a woman and she said 'I suppose Chivalry is dead' So I put my sword through her heart to prove otherwise."

"Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music."

"How do people at rodeos heckle the riders? Moooo!"

"So how do you stop eating the endless breadsticks at Olive Garden does the restaurant close or are you supposed to bring a spotter with you?"

"Part of me says, ""I can't keep drinking like this."" While another says ""Don't listen to her, she's drunk."""