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Joke of the Day

"What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand."

"What do you call oral sex with your GF when she's menstruating? 6.9"

"What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?... ....a smile and wave!"

"The final season of Jersey Shore will feature all your favorite characters - The Situation, Snooki, the Department of Child Services. . ."

"Why is light beer like sex on the beach? They are both fucking close to water!"

"What s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms."

"I'm having trouble finishing my joke about tree surgery! Stick joke here!"

"Me: When I was lying in bed, I found this huge lump. I need it removed. Doctor: Ma'am, that's your husband. Me: And your point is...?"

"Why is leather so good for sneaking around in? Because leather is made of hide."

"What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast Frozen Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt Hops Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine Fat Sugar Chocolate."