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Joke of the Day

"The final season of Jersey Shore will feature all your favorite characters - The Situation, Snooki, the Department of Child Services. . ."

"I'd rather cuddle than have sex *then"

"I'm half Canadian. Not really. But I am partly sorry if I happened to offend anyone."

"I sent an Adele album to a guy who bought it on eBay, anyway his payment cancelled and I'm out of pocket .... Should I just give up or should I keep on chasing payments"

"A friend of mine asked me, ""what rhymes with orange?"" I said, ""no, it doesn't"". *Credit to Jimmy Carr.* **Edit:** ITT: door hinge, syringe, whore binge, Blorenge."

"What Do You Call IDubbbz When He is Angry? Osteoferocious!"

"I just want someone to like me. Not you. I meant someone pretty."

"When one door closes... An incognito window opens."

"Fixing my grandma's computer and I see that her search history is about seven various spellings of the name of the last guy I dated."

"I know you're not supposed to question doctors, but it's weird how my dentist keeps insisting on checking my prostate."