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Joke of the Day
"What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?... ....a smile and wave!"
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"If you listen real closely, you can hear my alarm clock laughing as I set it."
"What do you call a religiously-praised feces? Holy shit!"
"The West Coast is so last year"
"'Vegetarians' don't eat meat. 'Vegans' also don't eat eggs, milk or cheese. The final step is to just stand there +pretend to be a tree."
"Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends."
"They say there's safety in numbers... Well tell that to 6 million Jews"
"What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball? ""Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"""
"Holding my breath until someone likes this status."
"Why do Americans spell it as 'color' and not 'colour'? Because fuck u that's why."