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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt? It'd be a waste of time."
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"The worst thing about Obama's presidency is knowing Will Smith will play him in the eventual biopic and win an Oscar. Fuck that."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blur ! Blur who ? Blur it's cold and wet out here !"
"Jeopardy is petty. If you asked someone ""What is snow?"" No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this."
"What options does an abortionist have to get ashore? Row vs. Wade"
"A man walks into a brothel and says ""Gimme that woman right there."" She's my wife, this isn't a joke."
"Have you ever heard of that car with an engine made of wood? It wooden go."
"Apparently if your girlfriend or wife ever says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new...."" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in traffic."
"Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity."
"I spent the entire day hanging out at the swimming pool Until someone told me and I eventually tucked it back in."