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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a brothel and says ""Gimme that woman right there."" She's my wife, this isn't a joke."

"What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him? Get off me holmes!"

"I ALSO wrote a poem! ''I do drugs, you do drugs, we do drugs, they do drugs'' Now, I know it's not the best, but it's pretty dope."

"Have you heard of the grammar nazi? He is really anti-semantic..."

"One of my ""100 things to do before you die"" would definitely be ""call an ambulance""."

"My friend kicked a mushroom today He's a fungi"

"Prove you're not a robot by typing two words that sounds like they were doodled on a toilet cubicle by a schizophrenic"

"Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin. Then we could have the line: ""Get off my LAN."""

"Fairly Fairness A butch, a bitch and a snitch all come together at the ""Pretty Rainbow People Bar."" The Butch complains, ""ugh all those itches"" :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D FUKKEN LOLZ Downvote for cash!"

"I don't always go golfing, but when I do I bring two pairs of pants... ....in case I get a hole in one"