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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever heard of that car with an engine made of wood? It wooden go."
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"Did you hear about the cabriolet driver who caused a fatal accident? He was driving roof-less."
"SOPA inspired joke: What has two eyes, two hands, two feet, and two noses Two Pirates"
"Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."
"I started a club for guys who tell jokes about erectile dysfunction. It's a huge success because there's a shit ton of you out there."
"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? ME: *hands him a puppy and drives off* [3 years later] COP *walking his dog*: wait a second..."
"I've stopped trying to explain twitter to my friends and now just say,""I collect tiny imaginary people in my phone using jokes as bait."""
"REMINDER: If men could get pregnant, birth control would be in Hooters' wing sauce."
"Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!"
"The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss"