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Joke of the Day

"I spent the entire day hanging out at the swimming pool Until someone told me and I eventually tucked it back in."

"The number one cause of teenage pregnancy is sluts."

"How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"Someone told me I was obsessed with the song ""Wonderwall"". I said ""Maybe""."

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff BA-DUMM-TSS"

"""So what do you do?"" I'm a wordsmith ""A what?"" A writer. I deal with words. How about you? ""Oh I'm a uh... weedsmith"""

"If it looks like a duck & quacks like a duck, it's a murderer, disguised as a duck."

"Justin Bieber should thank Elton, Adam, and Ricky for making his closet a walk-in."

"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body."