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Joke of the Day

"I spent the entire day hanging out at the swimming pool Until someone told me and I eventually tucked it back in."

"Excited for Tuesday. Inception is releasing a DVD, inside of a Bluray, inside of a digital copy, inside of a dream, inside of BestBuy."

"No wonder ghosts can be disruptive. Some are hundreds of years old and they have to hear us say shit like ""My mouse is out of batteries."""

"Overheard a black guy asking the waitress for some crackers, so I stood up and yelled ""THATS OUR WORD!"""

"You know, there's one thing I have yet to witness in life. A crippled stand-up comedian."

"Hey guys where do Chemists come from? ... From the *Stork*iometry. I'll see myself out now."

"I tried really hard to make a punny italian joke. but it was impastable"

"The Band "" The Ghost Inside "" bus was just involved in a fatal crash I guess that means there could literally be a Ghost Inside, the bus."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Huey Huey who? I'm me, who are you"

"67% of Canadians say that their favourite colour is flannel"