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Joke of the Day
"Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity."
Next Joke
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? How did you get its tiny legs apart?"
"It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"My handwriting has gotten pretty bad... I am the most illegible bachelor in my hometown!"
"What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark."
"I bet ducks would love bananas if they knew about bananas."
"AMERICA: Where someone will eventually figure out how to fry Vodka"
"A frittata is just an omelette that studied abroad for a year in college."
"Welcome to Bed Bath & Beyond, here's your gun, shoot anything that comes out of the Beyond"
"This cashier just held my five dollar bill up to the light in case you're wondering how I do with first impressions."