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Joke of the Day

"""Oh, he's so immature."" - boring people talking about fun people"

"What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer."

"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The rooster"

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy."

"Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America? Because it's Nicaragua"

"My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy. It's not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat."

"People who unfollow me always seem startled when I show up at their home to conduct an exit interview"

"Where does Putin negotiate? The Crimea River"

"For not knowing what's going on, dogs sure look embarrassed when you watch them taking a dump."

"Dude, she just liked my status, she totally wants me."