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Joke of the Day
"For not knowing what's going on, dogs sure look embarrassed when you watch them taking a dump."
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"What do you call white people on a bench? The NBA"
"I'm such an introvert. #Introvert #Introverted #TeamIntroverted #Shy #SoShy #2Shy #2Shy2Talk2You #ShyBoy #Blushes #NoEyeContact #SoftTalker"
"A man calls in sick... A man calls in sick and his boss replies and asks ""how sick are you?"" Well, I am fucking my sister so pretty sick."
"Kids don't listen! I've told mine a hundred times to fall off the top of the slide during recess so we can sue the school."
"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? **An American.**"
"Did you hear that Rene Descartes accidentally committed suicide? He just wasn't thinking."
"The last four letters of the word ""queue"" are just there because they saw a queue forming and hoped it was for something good."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two tired."
"What I learned from watching Star Trek: Nothing. I've never watched Star Trek. I am popular with friends. We don't do that."