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Joke of the Day
"What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer."
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"That moment where you playfully punch a kid in the grocery store, and only afterwards realize it wasn't yours."
"Woman: Ever since my mom passed, I think she's watching over me Mom's Ghost: Yeah, that is the kind of stupid thing you'd believe"
"I keep a picture of a dragon fighting a helicopter in my wallet, in case the police ask to see my license for awesome."
"Apparently there was a new episode of ""Biggest Loser"" on tonight... Indianapolis Colts edition."
"I always set my watch 10 minutes forward. I wanna be ahead of my time"
"A German Dad Joke So, because St. Patrick's Day is tomorrow I asked my dad (who is German) if Germans have any day like St. Patrick's Day. His said, ""Yes, it's called October."""
"Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard? To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week."
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman"
"What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common? Someone's ring gets broken."