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Joke of the Day

"My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy. It's not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat."

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"What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy? $100 bill."
"I am looking for two Chinese people to help me improve legislation for animals in Asia. That way, two wongs can make a right."
"I ran into a one armed fisherman I asked if he had any luck. He said ""yea caught one this big"" This joke works better in person."
"What the person on the street corner approaching me w a pamphlet doesn't understand is I want the world to end"
"Yo mama's so stupid she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese."
"How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends what you want it to change into..."
"I was out of town and I asked for directions, but the guy just mooned me. I thought he was a bit cheeky."