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Joke of the Day

"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The rooster"

"Do you want to hear an Ebola joke? Just refresh the page,it's probably posted again."

"Wrote Santa A letter asking for a baby brother Wrote Santa a letter asking for a baby brother. Santa wrote back... ""Send me your mother"""

"Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff."

"How do secret agents complement a disguise? ""Hey James, that disguise is incogNEATo!"""

"How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"

"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."

"In an alternate universe there is only one movie about falling in love, but thousands about swapping faces with John Travolta."

"How did the Shepherd find the sheep in the tall grass? ... Satisfying."

"Although many forms of punctuation are thought to be antiquated, I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation. I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation."