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Joke of the Day
"what's the longest word in a black man's dictionary? sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.."
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"Q: What do you call four matadors in quicksand? A: Quatro sinko."
"I want to create something so good that everyone hates it a week later."
"I read recently that Iron Man is actually a woman. I mean it makes sense, he is clearly a Fe Male."
"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this"
"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit."
"I don't go on Facebook much so Dave, if you're seeing this, thanks for the invite to your 2007 New Year's party, hope you had fun dude."
"How does a woman pick up Donald Trump? With a pooper-scooper."
"Fact - If you add ""ish"" to your time, like 9:00ish, you're never late for anything"
"Told my coworker to shut up or I would slash his tires. He laughed, I laughed. Now I'm by his car with a knife and I can hear sirens. :("