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Joke of the Day

"What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies? Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!"

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"I just licked a knife.. It tasted like blood."
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"What's worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm.... Getting a bus from the plane to the terminal"
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"what has more brains than kurt Cobain? the wall behind him"