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Joke of the Day
"Why do porn directors prefer real Christmas trees? Because they don't need fluffing."
Next Joke
"Personal trainer: So what's your goal? Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I'm not the one taking"
"I was fired from Ford today I kept losing focus"
"To err is human, to arr is pirate."
"You know how I can prove Jesus wasn't black? Because the body of Christ was a cracker!"
"I was with a girl last night who told me she wanted me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt... so I fucked her twice and hit her with a rock."
"Thinking about quitting my job to pursue my dream of not working."
"How do cats park their cars? They *purr*allel park"
"Why cant a Gorilla get a job? BECAUSE HE'S BLACK"
"Me: My head hasn't been in the right place lately. GF: You might want to check up your ass."