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Joke of the Day
"ME: So are you gonna put it in me or what NURSE: Sir it's a blood draw please stop saying that"
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"Swords just aren't naturally ""wooooshy"" enough for me, that's why I add the noise. That's why I add the noise, Janet."
"Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice."
"Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk? Because they lactose."
"Why do cows have bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work."
"My husband believes my greatest accomplishment... is his last name."
"My dad asked me where the phone was... I said it was calling lost and found"
"A man asks a woman: ""-Did you know that laughter is second best way to convince a girl to have sex with you ? "" ""-Really, what is the first ?"" ""-A knife."" ""-Hahaha, you're so funny !"" ""-Good choice."""
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"Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual."