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Joke of the Day

"My then 7 yo son came up with this one. Warning: NSFL (I think. This is /r/Jokes, so...) Knock knock *Who's there?* Ala *Ala who?* Ala oo akbar!!! Bkhkhkhhhhhhhh!!! (explosion sound) :P"

"My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century. It was a period piece"

"What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop? A spokesperson."

"Missing socks When you lose a sock in the wash or laundry hamper, the one that's left becomes more human than you know. It's looking for its sole mate."

"Do they have rehabilitation services for people who are addicted to Kaopectate? Because this shit needs to stop."

"""The holocaust didn't happen, Buzz Aldrin did 9/11 & I wear my mom's panties."" - guy who doesn't know how to play 2 Truths & a Lie"

"this guy was disemboweled? wel i guess u coud say *fumbles w/ shades and drops them in body* no ewww i droped my sunglases in the guts noooo"

"What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin."

"A police body camera is like Pokemon GO for catching criminals Mostly because it never seems to work properly"

"I've got a joke. So the other day I found out I'm really bad at telling stories."