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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest it for being broke and they beat the room for being black."

"I wanted to get a Papa John's slice this weekend, but my girlfriend wouldn't want to go there So I referred to it at PJ's and she was all about it until we arrived. Got my slice though."

"What happens if I make a cake with washing soda, not baking soda? You end up clean round the bend. Apologies for stealing the title from /r/science"

"If you're only18, please don't tweet philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life."

"What did the guy with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"Shave legs ?? Bikini wax ?? Lose 10 lbs ?? Pluck eyebrows ?? Mani/pedi ?? Sexy panties ?? Ready for my big *date! *gynecologist"

"Did you recently date Taylor Swift, only to be dumped and have a song written about you? You may be entitled to compensation. Call now."

"Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!"

"What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit? Falafel Raptors. (sorry)"

"Sometimes you just have to go with the flow. ~Menstruational Tweet"