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Joke of the Day
"Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!"
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"Grandma walks into a butcher's shop Grandma: ""Hi, I'd like to buy one baloney."" Butcher: ""Pre-sliced or in one piece?"" Grandma lifts her skirt and says: ""Does this look like a CD player to you?"""
"Fat Chinese What do you call a Chinese person? A Chink. What do you call a FAT Chinese person? A Chunk."
"""Hmm, throw a 'b' in there just to fuck with people."" - the asshole that created the word ""doubt."""
"Why do black guys only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream"
"Want to know if you're in the wrong relationship? If you were reading this hoping I really had the answer, it's over. You're welcome."
"What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks? One's Cupid stunts..."
"The Wifi and the deodorant of the person sitting next to me on this flight did not work :("
"Holocaust joke best joke A jew is disobeing order in a work camp. SS officer comes to him showing 2 soap bars in the hand: ""This is your mother and this your father"""
"A surprise party on someone's birthday isn't surprising. A better time would be 3-4 months after their birthday, in the middle of the night."