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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I missed your call, I was busy seeing how many times my phone would ring before you gave up."
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"train operator just yelled at someone to stop smoking and they said ""I'm vaping"" and the conductor said ""I don't care"" and everyone laughed"
"The entire 15 years my wife and I have been married we only had one fight and it's still not over."
"Kendall Jenner walks into a restaurant, the concierge greets her by saying 'Good evening, Miss Jenner.' She responds 'Please, call me Kendall...' '...Miss Jenner is my father.'"
"A senior partner with a herniated disc limps into a conference room Coworker 1: ""I feel like the world's moving in slow motion"" (pause) Coworker 1: ""Oh wait, it's just Charlie"" (motions at partner)"
"What do women and KFC have in common? Once your done with breasts and the thighs, all you have left to do is stick your bone in a greasy box..."
"One of my exes left me bcuz, according to her, I'll never amount to anything. 15 years later & let me just say this... Lucky guess."
"*pretends to throw a ball and my dog chases after it* haha idiot *checks email* holy shit i won a million dollars??"
"What do you call a German barber? Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)"
"Two monkeys in a bath , the 1st monkey says ""oooooohh ooooohh aaahhhh aaahhhh "" and the second monkey says "" well put more cold in"" ."