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Joke of the Day
"Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse."
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"Immortality sounded great when I was 23, but now that I'm 38 it just sounds exhausting."
"How do you say goodbye to an epileptic? Seizure later"
"Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, ""wow, it's really getting hot in here."" The second muffin says, ""Wow... a talking muffin ! """
"""You've got this,"" I say to myself every time I look up something on WebMD."
"I was born on 09.11.2001 and I suffer of autism Cause: The stork crashed and I'v hit my head"
"Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men"
"How to die from falling down stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 9 Step 22 Step 23"
"They should make an iPad with a fold-open keyboard that can sit on your lap."
"A VIEW DO ASIAN PEOPLE VIEW THE WORLD IN LETTERBOX EDITION?"