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Joke of the Day
"I'm on this new diet where I can eat anything but sugar, bread, meat, fruit, and food"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee Without some other guy's dick in em"
"I tried to kill myself once with Aspirin, but after the first two I felt better."
"I have an amazing psychic ability to find objects just before people lose them. Unfortunately, the police call it theft."
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they.... lactose....."
"What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes? A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro"
"My wife and I have had sex six times in the last three months. I wonder what's making her so horny."
"Emperor: Luke, kill Vader and become my apprentice. Vader: But why? I've been loyal. Emperor: Have you ever listened to yourself breathe?"
"I can't believe I live in a world where our only defense against a blizzard is buying extra milk."
"Might be a racist What has 4 legs and a trunk? The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk"