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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they.... lactose....."
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"USA to Russia:"" What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner? ""Turkey"""
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"My doctor gave me a prostate exam this morning... ...I really need to find a new dentist"
"How do you know your friend has been at the gym? Don't worry, he'll tell you."
"If you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?"
"You mean you can actually put the cork back in a wine bottle? Hahahaa WHY!!??"
"cat: mew me: actually its about games in journalism *cat continues to ask for food*"
"dirty minds Hey sexy shut the door, drop your pants, climb on top of me, and satisfy your needs. love always your Toilet."