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Joke of the Day

"Might be a racist What has 4 legs and a trunk? The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk"

"What do you call a funny snake? HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTERICAL ^^^my ^^^son ^^^^told ^^^^^me ^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^one.."

"My bra is off, my pajamas are on, my hair is up. I'm not sure if I'm going to bed, or to Walmart."

"What do you have to bring if you visit r/nsfw_gifs? Giffy Lube."

"I like my women like i like my upvotes. Under 16 and being fucked with by people online."

"Damnnnnn gurl... I wanna to take you back to my place, get you alone and just do work on your grammar."

"One dark night, there was a rustle in the bushes... Russel, get out of the bushes!"

"People don't realize how hard it is to write stupid things on a regular basis."

"My signature move is falling in love with a beautiful girl, then giving her really good advice on how to date someone else."

"What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon? The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light."