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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I have had sex six times in the last three months. I wonder what's making her so horny."

"i have a favorite bike in spin class it looks just like my bed and also its my bed"

"9/11 gave rise to ""Truthers"", Obama gave rise to ""Birthers"", so... ... would a movement to determine whether Hillary Clinton actually carries hot sauce in her purse be called ""Saucers""?"

"The wike asks his husband: Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent woman? Neither one, you know I just like you"

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know!"

"I hate going to 3rd period Chemistry It's such a Bohr."

"Guy: Do you like Cds? Girl: Um, sure that's a weird question why? Guy: Cuz u about to see deez nuts!"

"When two organisms mutually benefit, it's called ""symbiosis"" When only one organism benefits, it's called ""parasitism."" When neither benefits, that's called ""marriage."""

"My parents took away my mood ring . . . . . . I don't know how I feel about it."

"Why don't ants go to church? Because they are insects."