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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe I live in a world where our only defense against a blizzard is buying extra milk."
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"I wish boxing was like wrestling so when the ref was distracted Manny Pacquiao would run in & hit Floyd Mayweather with a Stone Cold Stunner"
"How do you pick up women in Auschwitz? With a broom & dustpan."
"Why do the Irish wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."
"There was an explosion at a toy factory... Only 1 injury reported. A security guard had plastic horses lodged in his rectum. Doctors say he is in ""stable"" condition."
"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!"
"I secretly bought some new trousers without telling my girlfriend Do you think chinos?"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the teeth."
"I was on the elevator with a maid and I BLASTED a fart. Moments like that make life worth living."
"Star Wars newest Droid..... How does the newest round Star Wars droid relieve his sexual tension? He master-BB8's"