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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."

"Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor? He was a degenerate triangle."

"a dude sitting next to me in the ER asked how to spell ankle & then correctly identified Rush Hour by a scene without jchan or chris tucker"

"I'm the girl who shows up at a Halloween party where everyone is dressed as something sexy and I'm dressed as a bean bag."

"My friend said this in the middle of class. Best joke I have EVER heard. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 knew what 6 and 9 were doing."

"Bill Cosby played running back at Temple University. They were a real sleeper this season finishing 10-3."

"What's r/jokes' favorite joke site?"

"Can we protest for a revote on People magazines Sexiest Man Alive? I think Steve Buscemi didn't get the attention he deserved"

"How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same? They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15."

"Where you do see yourself in five years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"