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Joke of the Day
"It'd be ironic if deaf people hung out in heards."
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"My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely."
"My sister asked her husband to help wrap (presents) So he said ""then throw down a beat"""
"Watching the Flintstones in the UAE... is not possible in Dubai because the people don't like it. But the people from Abu Dhabi do."
"Nothing screams passive agressive quite like letting your spouse sleep in, while also letting the kids play loudly outside the bedroom door"
"A broom and a mop have sex. What happens next? The broom gets sweepy."
"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem."
"""someday this will all be yours"" I say to my dogs, waving my arms wildly across a half empty plate of mexican food"
"What has 100 legs and 50 brain cells? The front row of a donald trump rally!"
"What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C? He was 0K."