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Joke of the Day

"""Hey Pop"" pleaded Angelo ""can I go to the zoo to see the monkeys?"" ""What's the matter with you?"" asked his father. ""Why would you wanna go see the monkeys when your Aunt Maud is here?"""

"I entered ten puns in a contest ... to see which would win. No pun in ten did. ps: not my own, came across randomly."

"My wife was out of town, so I had to run the morning routine by myself today. I learned a lot. For example, apparently I have two kids."

"Even if I end up being a civil engineer I won't build tunnels. Because it's boring."

"What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection? Beef Wellington"

"What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food? Explosive Diarrhea"

"I hope the Olympics has taught kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating."

"What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup? He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed."

"What is Stewie Griffin's least favorite Fallout weapon? The Fat Man."

"Who called them Drinking Buddies and not Palcoholics"