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Joke of the Day

"I heard that John Cena had a failed porn career... Every time they tried to do the money shot nobody could see him coming."

"Why did the hoagie go to the shrink? He was having problems with his sub-conscious."

"I saw my brothers mate yesterday... I said, ""You shouldn't be doing that, you're brothers!"""

"My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS);"

"You know its Monday when your left eye wont open and your right eye is twitching."

"Do you know why nobody ever talks about womansplaining? If you don't know why then there is no reason for me to tell you."

"When a women dates a younger man she's called a cougar, when a man dates a younger woman he is called Defendant."

"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quatro cinco."

"Why are there no walmarts in Iraq? Because there is a target on every corner,"

"""He looks just like his grandfather"" is a cute thing said about a new baby in most parts of the world. In Alabama,it's more of an accusation"