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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection? Beef Wellington"
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"I'm sitting next to a beautiful woman at a bar so now it's only a matter of time before nothing happens."
"A man goes to a zoo but the only animal there is a dog. It's a Shitzu."
"Cut to Obama and Biden silently eating schwarma."
"This ad says: ""3 out of 5 smokers die"" Apparently the other 2 become immortal."
"What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."
"I once saw my grandparents have sex And that's why I don't eat raisins"
"There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what the hell they're whispering about."
"""These boobs are made for walking!"" -Inventor of FootBoobs."
"Genetic link to male ageing and stress found in the XX sex chromosome. Hopefully it translates well enough into english."