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Joke of the Day
"Joe Paterno was such a good coach... ...that after he died, he won another 112 games."
Next Joke
"My son has a play-date today & the mom said to dress him in holiday colors so he's in all black & I'm telling her we worship the dark lord."
"how did canada choose its name? They pulled letters out of a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh"
"Thanks a lot, gourmet cupcake shops. You've taken a perfectly good treat and turned it into an asshole."
"Coke Zero Pepsi One Well played Pepsi."
"""Mommy mommy in school the kids call me shampoo"" ""Come on Johnson no more tears"""
"What happened to the Jew who ran into the wall with a boner....? ....He broke his nose"
"gordon brown is so boring, if he were a spice girl, his name would be ""salt"""
"some people are like slinkys They really aren't good for anything but it feels great when you push them down the stairs."
"English teacher 01 My english teacher walks into the class furious of the boys in his class for not completing the homwork. In his rage he shouts , I have two daughters .. Both are girls ...."