54569
Joke of the Day
"how did canada choose its name? They pulled letters out of a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh"
Next Joke
"Louisville Slugger makes professional baseball bats from kiln dried Chuck Norris turds."
"[phone rings] Mum: your grandad isn't well. I'm afraid he's on his deathbed Me: well tell him to get in a different bed then"
"My idiot son turned 21 today... ...he says the last ten years were way better than the first nine."
"Cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend 1. Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 350"
"The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff"
"If a mime performs in the forest, and nobody is there to see him, it's all for the best."
"By the power vested in me by this vintage merlot, I now pronounce us husband and wife. I may now kiss the bottle."
"Knock, knock. Get off my porch!"
"what do you call the smallest joke database in the world? r/jokes"