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Joke of the Day

"My son has a play-date today & the mom said to dress him in holiday colors so he's in all black & I'm telling her we worship the dark lord."

"Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ? Because they carry guns instead"

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know but it's more than 5 because my basement is still dark..."

"Here is an easy way to tell a Chinese girl from a Japanese girl The Japanese girl has pixels."

"What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a pit bull? The pit bull will eventually let go."

"Damn girl, are you an alarm clock? Because no matter how many times I hit you you won't shut the fuck up."

"What do you call a late teacher? Mr. Bus"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything"

"I deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests, I don't I deal with my personal problems the same way i study for tests, I don't"

"What do you feed a feminist at a cookout? Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout."