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Joke of the Day

"Thanks a lot, gourmet cupcake shops. You've taken a perfectly good treat and turned it into an asshole."

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"What happened when Cinderella got to the ball ? She gagged."
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"I didn't know owls were religious Until someone told me they were a bird of pray"
"Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"
"My wife screams like crazy during sex... ...especially when I walk in on her!!!"
"The kids are crazy about a new piglet toy. When they wind it up it eats all the spinach off their plates."
"What do FRENCH people order from McDonald's FRENCH fries hahaha"
"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."
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