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Joke of the Day
"Take a deep breath. Exhale slowly. - Respirational Tweet"
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"Hey I'm in jail on the police station for having an ugly face..... Can you please come over and show them they got the wrong person?"
"What sound does a racist machine gun make? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"
"What do you call it when you poop and masturbate at the same time? Two turds with one bone"
"Rock stars & earrings Rock stars are known for having multiple earrings or crazy piercings, but no one has topped Kurt Cobain, who went so far as to put a 12 gauge in his mouth."
"I understand feminism My wife gets to decide what she cooks for me!"
"What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want? They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east."
"Just snipped off a toddler's faux-hawk while his mom was in the bathroom at Starbucks, because I give a shit about the future."
"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie."
"Just once in my life, I'd like to know the sweet satisfaction of finishing a tube of ChapStick."