174387
Joke of the Day
"What's big and round and full of seamen? Your mom"
Next Joke
"The celebrity couple name for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is Clump."
"Did you hear about the woman with 12 breasts? Sounds crazy, dozen tit?"
"I like my coffee like I like my women, black and from the gas station up the street."
"MOM: putting him in sports was a bad idea DAD: yup ME (in right field wearing my cup on my face): hey coach look at me I'm Bane lol"
"I'm surprised people still ask me if I want to hold their baby given the number of times I've dropped my phone."
"Everyone should own large grizzly bear in case they ever need to defend themselves against one."
"People make me sick, unless you cook them properly."
"You're too drunk, dear. Alcohol you later."
"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? THE LIGHTBULB IS FINE. THERE IS NO PROBLEM WITH IT. I MADE LIGHTBULBS WITH GOOD MANAGEMENT. LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN."