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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women, black and from the gas station up the street."
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"The Whole Foods next to this movie theater is perfect if you want to sneak in your own snacks, but don't want to save a lot of money."
"Idea: Always carry around a chicken, so if you're murdered your chalk outline won't just be the same old boring shit."
"What does it take to finish a race? More than a Holocaust"
"Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother."
"What do you call a black guy in a cockpit? A pilot, you racist bastard."
"Breakup? I'm sorry no. You're not finished being in love with me yet."
"Made me laugh a bit A former Vice President recently wrote a song about math. It's called the Al Gore Rhythm."
"Pirate, land lubber Yarrrr, Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident? For they are always on shore..."
"I don't get why you have to call my wife *librarian ignores me while on phone* ""your husband is here trying to check out a book about ramps"""