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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hooker and jesus? The look on their face when you're nailing them."

"If I had a dollar for every person who found me unattractive... I'd buy the htc vive, because who the fuck cares if your ugly when you have VR."

"There was two people in the bus I wasn't the one who farted"

"Wow, if Justin Bieber trends this much without dying, imagine how much he'll trend when he OD's on puberty. #careerdeath"

"What do you say if you're testing a new firearm? ""I'll take a shot"""

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Ha Ha Clinton Dix"

"I've never been to Japan, but I've seen a bunch of emojis so I think I get the idea."

"The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?"

"I have a joke about Physics... But meh. I guess it wouldn't matter."

"Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States."