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Joke of the Day

"There was two people in the bus I wasn't the one who farted"

"How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him."

"I figure I must be Bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year."

"Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick who'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping."

"For people who say ""nothing is impossible"", that's crazy. I've been successfully doing nothing for several years now."

"I debated suicide... I debated suicide by sudoku once. I wanted my death to count."

"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktator!"

"You're pretty cocky for someone with such a small... ....vocabulary."

"Will only make sense to geezers... Q: What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common? A: They both have had major burns on their face."

"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries."