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Joke of the Day

"There was two people in the bus I wasn't the one who farted"

"Anyone remember the joke about the dwarf? Can't think right now, should be easy to remember, it was only a short one."

"Why is it the worst for Stevie Wonder when stopped by the police? He doesn't know why they're beating him to death"

"Kylo Ren: I can't read your mind! How are you resisting me?! Rey: Occlumency lessons from Professor Snape."

"The Pumpkin Spice Gang ~An over caffeinated pack of basic white girls that can do things with a selfie stick that you didn't think possible."

"A bee was buzzing around my head and I was all ""It's not worth it, bro"" and he was all ""Fuck you, let's dance."" Stung me and he's dead."

"The difference between reddit and college is ... You get a piece of paper at the end of college."

"Maybe Aliens don't visit us because they're all women and they want us to make the first move."

"It was hard to come to terms with the death of my wife, but eventually the assassin and I agreed on a fee."

"My wife put on her panty hose backward... So I chewed her ass out."