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Joke of the Day
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Ha Ha Clinton Dix"
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"How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?? Dude,I already did my time."
"I'm not racist I have a black president."
"What happens when the PS and XBOX servers go down? The ambulance comes lights and sirens, ""WII-U WII-U WII-U"" I'm sorry, I'll leave now ._."
"Have you ever heard someone honking so aggressively & for so long that you're like ""this was never about the traffic, was it, buddy?"""
"Oldie.....Mexico will never win an Olympic medal in swimming or track and field..... ... because every Mexican who can run, jump or swim lives in the United States."
"LIFE LESSON: Never do anything which you don't want to explain to the Paramedics."
"Spreading a woman's legs is like spreading butter... It can be done with a credit card, but I prefer to use a knife."
"Aspirin is a Placebo!!! That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head."
"What did the Latin guy say after he had sex? Veni. Veni. Veni."