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Joke of the Day
"Who is Monica Lewinsky's favorite football player? Ha Ha Clinton Dix"
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"When I see babies who breastfeed crying I know it's because they don't have Oreos to go with the milk."
"What do you call a female with down syndrome? Debby Downer"
"Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it's an intervention."
"Why is it easy for gays to escape a fire? Because their shit is already packed."
"My favorite part of going out on the weekend is the 95% of it spent checking my phone."
"I wrote a song about drawing maps, but it never made the charts."
"Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls."
"The town I'm in has chickens roaming around freely. I hear that our dog went chasing one a while ago, but nobody can tell me the date. I don't know when she ran a fowl."
"My favorite tree died earlier. Now I have mourning wood."