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Joke of the Day
"I hate eating vegetables. The wheelchair doesn't go down easy."
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"What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !"
"Subway is rolling out a new signature sub. Ask your sandwich artist for the 'Jared'. It is served with less then 13 grams of fat."
"What are the ten greatest years of a woman's life? The ones between 39 and 40."
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that."
"Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils."
"Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal."
"Instead of the death penalty they should make prisoners nice and comfortable and then tell them that the remote control is across the room."
"What family history website do rednecks use? Incestry.com"
"A black man, a muslim and a gypsy were in a car. Who was driving? A police officer."