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Joke of the Day

"What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !"

"I met Josh Pec the other day... I met Josh Pec the other day, he's such a boob."

"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath? A: She still hasn't gotten all the hair off her tongue."

"Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font?"

"What do Thomas Jefferson and a WNBA owner have in common? They both have 15 African-American women ready to go to work for them."

"4-year-old: It's not fair. Boys can have beards but girls can't. Me: Well, girls can have babies and boys can't. 4: Want to trade?"

"A farmer just burst into tears because nobody likes eating his apples anymore... I told him to grow a pear."

"I told my mom that the CIA was going to keep Osama Bin Laden's porn collection away from the public. She said, ""Who cares? It's probably just full of camels, anyway."""

"[remodel] Me: can you please keep that awful noise down? Contractor: for the last time, sir, we don't control who's running for president."

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? He was too far out man."