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Joke of the Day
"What do you calll a woman that people sit on ? Cher !"
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"Somebody told me my clothes were gay. I said ""Yeah, they came out of the closet this morning."""
"What goes ""knio knio?"" A backward pig."
"A man is like a spider.... when he is on the web, he is bound to get his hands sticky...."
"You Suck Originally I had hope and dreams of becoming somebody but thanks to you and the society we live in it's never going to happen"
"What did one crab say to the other? ""Damn this bitch is nasty!"""
"""I'm pregnant"" Are you kidding ""Technically yes"""
"""I'm so hard right now"" - math"
"My transgender uncle is a superhero... We call him Aunt-Man."
"Knock, Knock. Who's there? To To Who? Um, it's 'to whom'."