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Joke of the Day

"All the guys here in San Francisco are super nice. They keep asking if they can push my stool in. Even when I'm already sitting down or there are no chairs around."

"Don't think we didn't notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it."

"Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth."

"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."

"What did baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn?"

"Why did the bike fall over? It was ""two"" tired."

"Tits are like Lego bricks... They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them."

"How many women does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work."

"What do you call a dead pigeon? A pige-out ...made it myself..."

"This is your pilot speaking. We'll be taking off shortly once our flight crew confirms that this is, in fact, an airplane"