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Joke of the Day

"How do you entertain a pussy? I don't know the answer but if you work up a sweat it's bound to come."

"When everything else in life fails you, there's always Twitter."

"My wife gets angry when she catches me using her tooth brush. But how the hell do you get the dog shit out of your sneakers."

"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1"

"What do you call a gay Eskimo? A snowblower."

"Why did the werewolf become a proctologist? He only has to work on full moons"

"I have a midget friend... He's epileptic and makes pizzas for a living. I call him ""Little Seizures""."

"What's a Russian's favorite snack? Chechen Nuggets"

"Why is Hillary running for President? Because it's easier than running from the law."

"""These mushrooms aren't poisonous!"" - Somebody's last words"