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Joke of the Day
"What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up? Geometry."
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"TRUMP: Let's get that Muslim Band going ""Band? We thought you said ban"" TRUMP: No way, that's harsh. Also, how's that Mexican mall coming?"
"What did the extremely super cool and awesome guy say to his equally super cool and awesome friend? Your *sup* is *bro*ing!"
"I don't lie. I have, however, invented my own language which uses a lot of the same words as English but with somewhat altered meanings."
"And the winner of the 2016 presidential election is Hillary! - Steve Harvey"
"What's a pirate's favorite amino acid? Aaaaaaaarrrrrginine...."
"Honey-girl,,,,, your skirt is so short ,,,, your STD's are showing"
"I'm not saying pregnant woman aren't attractive I'm just saying, It'd feel weird giving some random unborn child dimples."
"If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling ""IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"""
"I broke into a shoe store and tied the laces together on all the womens shoes. Bitches be trippin."