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Joke of the Day

"So a grasshopper walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey we have a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies, ""You have a drink named Steve?"" favorite corny joke"

"If I ever get AIDS, I hope I get it from an Indian. Because he'll take them back."

"I wish I had a job. That way I could spend all day tweeting when I should be working."

"Too Soon? I heard the Black Friday deals were amazing."

"But seriously folks, what is Joe Walsh's best album?"

"Joke - I asked God I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"I witnessed a murder today.. then I realized it was just a group of crows."

"My mate keeps having sex with Nuns. I did warn him not to get in the habit."

"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? Every night they pop open a cold one."

"Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil? Because the women are not allowed to drive."